Picnic At Panoramic Resort, Karnala.

Submitted by: Adrian Gowels

Imagine a life without friends; you wouldn t have experienced what you shouldn t have been experienced. You would have never been scolded by your parents for doing something without their knowledge. For friends you lie at home, school, college and work. You even represent their brother and sisters at times to bail them out from schools and colleges. You became their managers when their parents want to know his son or daughter s details.

I would like to share one such experience where I had lied to my parents and office, and even got caught. My friends planned for a one day picnic to Panoramic resort, Karnala in Panvel. The place is nearby Mumbai. As majority of my friends had holiday on Saturday, they asked me to bunk the office to join them. I called up my manager that I would be not coming because of headache. At home I told my parents that I m going for office picnic. Everything was as planned but the moment we reached Panoramic resort, I noticed my boss s boss with his family. He gave a huge smile and introduced me to his family. I was left terrified but friends consoled me that big boss never remember any such things. We had a great time together at the resort. We tried all the water slides, rain disco and swimming pool stuffs.

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It was very late when I reached home. My parents asked me about the trip and how was it. I acted and created stories featuring my office colleagues. Even they felt that I enjoyed very much with my office friends. The next day was a holiday and I got a call from my college friends. They asked how I was feeling and had any problems at home. I didn t notice that my dad was next to me when I was chatting with my friend. It was enough proof for him to know that I did went with my college friends and not office one. After much taunting and scolding I gave it up and told them the truth. There were some scene after that but it got sorted out very soon.

Next day at office, my manager came to my desk and asked me about the picnic at Panoramic resort. I was shocked and knew that his boss might have told him. I smiled and said it was good. He asked me to meet his boss and come to him later. I went to meet the big boss. The moment I entered he started laughing and said that there is nothing to worry. He said that he wasn t aware of the excuse or else he wouldn t have mentioned it. This was some satisfying reply from the big boss. But I still had to see my boss. I went in my cabin and he asked me tauntingly about my headache. I kept mum but he again asked angrily. He told me that this would be my first and last warning and If caught again I will be fired. This was enough for me for the day. I was not at all in the mood to talk or do anything else. I just wanted to go home and sleep. But friends, you can never keep them away from your life. My college friends were at my place and speaking to my dad.

They were not aware of the fact that they know the truth. They were conversing about my picnic with my office colleagues. The moment they saw me they told that next time I should go with them for a picnic. The moment they told this I know that my father didn t inform that he knew about the lie. I was red faced and couldn t talk.

This was an experience where I got screwed up many times for telling lies. I promised to myself that I will never ever lie in my life which incidentally is the greatest lie.

About the Author: Adrian Gowels writes about traveling and Budget hotels with premium services of Panoramic Universal LtdHe focuses on holidays/vacation rentals with savings.




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Telecom New Zealand bounces gay e-mail

Sunday, April 29, 2007 

Telecom New Zealand has apologised to Gay Hamilton after her e-mail was bounced because it contained the word gay eight times. The automatic reply Ms Hamilton received stated that the e-mail was not suited for “business-like communication”.

Website designer and lesbian, Gay Hamilton had sent the largest public company in New Zealand a message to their help desk via e-mail, asking if she was able to receive their broadband services in her Nelson suburb.

Lenska Papich, spokesperson for Telecom, has said that e-mails are usually only monitored internally, and the words are blocked to help reduce harassment cases by threatening disciplinary action. “Our systems internally detect a number of words, including both the words gay and heterosexual, that could be deemed as inappropriate for use at work.” Telecom refused to list the other words that are blocked.

Ms Hamilton has said that she is worried about the amount of time and effort Telecom must have put into deciding that gay was an inappropriate word in e-mail communication. “If they do have to put content filters on, then maybe they should ensure that it only gets genuinely abusive words.”

Ms Hamilton has been apologised to by Lenska Papich, who said that she was very good about it all.

Microsoft buys online ad firm Aquantive for $6 billion

Friday, May 18, 2007 

Microsoft have today paid $6 billion (£3 billion) for the online marketing firm Aquantive. The takeover will pave the way for Microsoft to expand into the $40 billion online advertising market currently dominated by Google and Yahoo!.

Kevin Johnson, the head of Microsoft’s platforms and services division, said “This deal takes our advertising business to a new level” and follows the recent acquisitions by Google and Yahoo who bought DoubleClick for $3.1 billion, and the remaining 80% of Right Media Exchange for $680 million respectively.

Aquantive will remain at its base in Seattle with its current staff of around 2.600, but will work as part of Microsoft’s online operations.

The deal is expected to be completed by early 2008, subject to regulation.

BBC News Online

BBC News Online is the website of BBC News, the division of the BBC responsible for newsgathering and production. The website is the most popular news website in the United Kingdom, and forms a major part of BBC Online (bbc.co.uk). The site records around 40 million unique users a week (around 60 to 70% of visitors are from the UK).[2][3]

The website contains international news coverage, as well as British, entertainment, science, and political news. Many reports are accompanied by audio and video from the BBC’s television and radio news services, while the latest TV and radio bulletins are also available to view or listen to on the site together with other current affairs programmes.

BBC News Online is closely linked to its sister department website, that of BBC Sport. Both sites follow similar layout and content options and respective journalists work alongside each other. Location information provided by users is also shared with the website of BBC Weather to provide local content.

The site was named best news website at the BAFTA Interactive Entertainment Awards every year from the website’s creation until 2001 when the award category was withdrawn. It has won both the Judges’ award and the People’s Voice award many times over the years for best news site at the annual Webby Awards.[4]

The website was launched in November 1997, headed by founding editor Mike Smartt and Project Director Bob Eggington. The BBC had previously created special websites marking the 1995 Budget, the 1997 general election, and the death of Princess Diana in 1997, but nothing on the scale of the launch of the main site itself.[5]

The original design was created by a team, including Matt Jones, based on designs commissioned from consultancy Lambie-Nairn, and has been redesigned several times mainly to match the visual style of BBC News television bulletins and to exploit increases in readers’ typical screen resolutions. A major overhaul in 2003, primarily by Paul Sissons and Maire Flynn, coincided with a relaunch of the BBC News Channel (then BBC News 24) and featured a wider page design. The site launched a set of semi-official RSS 0.91 syndication feeds in June 2003 and upgraded them to full feed RSS 2.0 in 2008.[6] Each news index has its own RSS feed, including the in-depth sections.

In 2004 the BBC News website partnered with Moreover Technologies, in a response to the 2003 Graf Report, to provide links from BBC articles to rival publishers.[7] Whilst the BBC does not censor or change results the algorithms used tend to give greater weight to national and international sources over regional or local ones.

Mike Smartt, who became editor in chief in 2000, was later succeeded by Pete Clifton who was subsequently promoted to Head of BBC News Interactive and replaced by the previous editor Steve Herrmann in 2005.[8]

The BBC began providing real-time global user information in June 2006.[9]

A restructuring of BBC News starting in 2007 saw the dissolution of the separate BBC News Interactive department; the editorial and management departments joined the new multimedia newsroom along with television and radio news within BBC Television Centre.[10]

New features were gradually introduced, including the publicising of video content more prominently, and the introduction of live streaming of the BBC News channel. In line with the introduction of new features across BBC Online, including a new navigation bar, the site was updated in 2008 with wider centred page designs, larger images and an increased emphasis on audio and visual content.[11]

Beginning on 30 April 2009, some published stories included in-text links, mostly to in-site profile articles on people, locations and organisations.[citation needed] The BBC announced on 19 November 2009 that it was to pay more attention to search engine optimisation by extending news headlines.[12][13]

On 14 July 2010 the site was completely redesigned, with the vertical section headings moved to run horizontally near the top of the page. The new design, incorporating larger in-line videos within news articles and standardised font usage, was introduced as a first step to bringing the entire BBC website into line with its new style guidelines.[14] It was met with mixed opinions; Stephen Fry stated his approval of the redesign,[15] and the new design was praised for being “more attractive [and] graphically stronger”.[16] However, there was also criticism, with some stating that the use of white space was too widespread and led to the need for continuous and excessive scrolling.[16]

On 4 March 2014, the BBC launched a beta version of a responsive design of the website.[17]

There are two different editions of the site: a UK edition, which gives prominence to UK stories, and an international edition, which prioritises international news. Internet users with IP addresses originating from the UK are served the UK edition, all others receive the international edition. All articles are archived indefinitely and can be retrieved via searching or by browsing the extensive Special Reports section, which contains collections of articles relating to major news stories. The previous seven days’ top stories were formerly available through the Week at a Glance section of the website.

As well as pure news articles, the site also contains material to support BBC news, current affairs and factual programmes. The Magazine section contains features prompted by current news stories, as well as a number of regular items within the daily Magazine Monitor blog with various light-hearted sub-sections including ‘Caption Competition’, ‘Reader’s Letters’, ‘Punorama’, quizzes and other humorous items.

A forum, Have Your Say, is also a major part of the site, and comment sections are activated on selected articles. The current system behind the forum was introduced in 2005 to allow or comments to be added to debates and appear in real-time, subject to varying levels of moderation.

The BBC News channel has been streamed live on the UK version of the website since the beginning of May 2007.[18]

BBC News Online has a small number of topic-specific columns written by BBC journalists. Examples include former education correspondent Mike Baker’s Mike Baker Weekly column which still continues and technology commentator Bill Thompson’s bill board (formerly bill blog). BBC News Online Science Writer Ivan Noble, diagnosed with a malignant brain tumour in August 2002, shared his experiences of cancer in Tumour Diary until his death on 31 January 2005.

The use of blogs has also grown with correspondents including Nick Robinson, Robert Peston, Mark Mardell, Justin Webb and Evan Davis, amongst others, making use of them to provide updates on the latest news events. The Editors’ blog has also seen BBC News editors giving their reasons for editorial decisions, as well as defending criticisms of the BBC. Members of the public are given the opportunity to comment on entries

The launch of the BBC iPlayer, with the new Adobe Flash based BBC Embedded Media Player in July 2007[19] enabled BBC News and Sport Online to change the way it presented video content. Previously the site had delivered online video content using embedded RealPlayer video in pop-up windows branded as the BBC News Player. From March 2008 the BBC began to gradually introduce embedded video using the EMP into individual news articles and onto the front page.[20] The news player also provides constant live streaming of the BBC News channel via the website.[21] This had previously only been viewable in a separate window.

In addition to the standard website with embedded video and audio, there is an XHTML version optimised for users on mobile devices.[22] Additionally the WAP[23] version of the website is automatically updated with news, and a text-only version of the main news website can be accessed via the BBC Betsie service.[24]

In March 2010 the BBC announced that the low graphics[25] and PDA[26] versions of the site would be discontinued.[27] As of May 2010 these versions of the site are no longer available and redirect to the main and mobile websites respectively.

The site is primarily funded by the television licence, paid by all UK households owning a television set, and used to carry no advertising. The World edition has received some subsidy from the UK’s Foreign and Commonwealth Office through its grant-in-aid to the BBC World Service. This has led to complaints of unfair competition from commercial rivals. Others note[who?] that large numbers of international visitors enjoy the site at the expense of the UK public, leading to suggestions that foreign users be shown advertising or charged subscription fees when accessing the site. Proposals to include advertising on the international version of the website were discussed by the BBC Trust in February 2007, but were opposed by BBC journalists, who feared it would weaken public trust in the impartiality of the BBC. In November 2007, the site did start to carry advertising.[28] The advertising consists of large animated banners, which has led to complaints that these make the site’s content harder to read.[29]

The impartiality of the Have Your Say forums has been disputed by organisations such as News Sniffer: moderators are accused of sometimes appearing to promote their own agenda.[30] Have Your Say received much criticism in 2009 for featuring the question “Should homosexuals face execution?”. The BBC later removed it and apologised after the BBC Pride board lobbied against it and Eric Joyce, the Labour MP for Falkirk, called it “more than offensive” and “completely unacceptable”.[31]